science fact: If you close your eyes, you won’t be able to see.
The kid in the back feelin it
'what is happiness to you?'
this gif of a toucan going down the stairs
It looks SO UPSET lmao
thick thighs because chicken fries
You kno they all dead
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
when people criticize ur first url
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
money will be worth more since it’s bigger
*sees porn on my dash*