clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

kars:

what a story

kars:

what a story

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

cuntrived:

Tish is like, “girl please.”

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

image

straightwhiteboystexting:

lisafrankocean:

they’re becoming self aware

omg please get the url right at least

straightwhiteboystexting:

lisafrankocean:

they’re becoming self aware

omg please get the url right at least

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

twerktuesday:

twerktuesday:

The only valentine I need

I took a photo of a fucking steak in the store and put it on the internet and now almost 16 thousand people have it on their blogs, I wonder whoever has this steak knows how famous it is. I bet this cow is in cow heaven wearing sunglasses and shunning the other cows because now a piece of his fucking body is on 16 thousand people’s blogs. I need to sit down for a minute.

sonic-screwdildo:

do other girls actually go to bed with their bras on or is that just in movies because i would never wear a bra to bed its like going to bed with tape on your mouth

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

rotatingfloor:

actualluigi:

ok but can we just appreciate how detailed mario’s shoe is

its bread

Butter