trust:

thick thighs because chicken fries

justlearningasigo:

You kno they all dead

justlearningasigo:

You kno they all dead

d0nn0:

vvhaleshark:

what

i know right! eminem grew his hair out

d0nn0:

vvhaleshark:

what

i know right! eminem grew his hair out

i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem

quentintarrantino:

I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:

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arrowdactyl:

when people criticize ur first url

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annoyingbloqqer:

"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"

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fix the economy by shrinking everyone to the size of ants

queerwig:

money will be worth more since it’s bigger

britneysbaldhead:

*sees porn on my dash*

me:

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I demand unconditional love and complete freedom. That is why I am terrible.
Tomaž Šalamun (via creatingaquietmind)

andrewquo:

If a bunch of single dads move in together and don’t call it the dad pad I’ll be very upset

guy:

"hey! you can only have one!!"

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braveheart-the-lion:

i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit

ethically-wrong:

mmmmbeefy96:

grandhowler:

Dude

holy shit. 

this is on a whole new level of patience

This is natural art.

Butter