thick thighs because chicken fries
You kno they all dead
i need to stop imagining scenarios in my head that have a -2% chance of actually happening it’s becoming a problem
I like cards against humanity because it’s offensive and because this is an actual review on their website they chose to publish:
when people criticize ur first url
"so ma’am, how would you like to pay today? cash or check?"
money will be worth more since it’s bigger
*sees porn on my dash*
|—||Tomaž Šalamun (via creatingaquietmind)|
If a bunch of single dads move in together and don’t call it the dad pad I’ll be very upset
"hey! you can only have one!!"
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit